So glad my kids are grown...

Overheard at the Hotchkiss City Market...



Older boy pushing his younger sibling in the shopping cart when younger sib starts flailing arms and yelling, "Go get Mom, go get Mom, I have to go potty... NOW!"

Older sib continues to push cart, and calmly asks, "Number one or number two?" (Obviously wants to give Mom a comprehensive report.)

Younger sib stops flailing for a moment then screams, "NUMBER FIVE!"