Overheard at the Hotchkiss City Market...
Older boy pushing his younger sibling in the shopping cart when younger sib starts flailing arms and yelling, "Go get Mom, go get Mom, I have to go potty... NOW!"
Older sib continues to push cart, and calmly asks, "Number one or number two?" (Obviously wants to give Mom a comprehensive report.)
Younger sib stops flailing for a moment then screams, "NUMBER FIVE!"