This is what we've got so far...
|Herman 'youtubesensation' Cain|
|Vern 'I don't know either' Wuensche|
|Newt 'Tiffany' Gingrich|
|Fred 'skunked out of the debate' Karger|
|Tom 'being a flight attendant so qualifies me to be president' Miller|
|Ron 'I want to end the Federal Government then run it' Paul|
|Tim 'wake me when you're done' Pawlenty|
|Gary 'the wing nuts will never go for guy who may be pro-choice' Johnson|
|Mitt 'everyone thinks I'm a great businessman except for the people who worked for Bane' Romney|
Then...just to be sure we don't forget the lunatic-yet-undeclared-fringe...
|Michelle 'I'm afraid to debate a teenager' Bachmann|
|Sarah 'the-lying-quitting-can't-write-a-tweet-of-her-own-I-can-see-Russia-from-my-house-Katie-Couric-was-mean-to-me-I'm-not-qualified-to-be-the-Obama's-maid' Palin|
This is going to be fun....